Dear Liam,

I had a wonderful dinner today with an old friend. Although it's always a little awkward because I know he wants to have sex with me. I use to have a big crush on him when I was younger, but he didn't want me then. I guess I just feel a bit awkward about it now, plus I'm not as attracted to him as I use to be since he's gained some weight. I am glad to still have him in my life, it's hard to have a good set of friends you can rely on these days.